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How do people do it? How do they get up before the crack of dawn every day, and get on with their daily lives? It's crazy; the sun isn't even up! I went to bed at 11pm (early for me), got up at 6am without fuss (VERY early for me), and after 2 cup of coffee and three slices of toast it was 8:30 and time to get the hell out of Dodge. Once again I didn't have time to put the washer fluid in KRA (and I have to figure out where it goes, first...). It seems that even with the colossal effort of will it took to get my day started early, I still was not able to function as a normal human being during that time (all arguments against my overall normality aside for now).

Where did I go wrong? There was coffee, there was toast, and there was the scientifically recommended amount of sleep. Perhaps it is the lack of sunlight. Or perhaps I'm far more useless than my detractors have led me to believe. At any rate, I'm going to try this experiment just a few more times before I give up and call it destiny.

I swear, even God doesn't get up this early. That's why they call it an "ungodly hour."